Things that don’t happen every day but should, part 1
Having an employee tell you a customer’s son wants them to hook you up with him.
Because I’m a “hot pants” apparently.
How does one become a “hot pants” you ask? That’s easy:
Forget to wear your makeup
Be impatient
Feel like you’re being a bitch, try to stop being a bitch, eventually stop trying to stop and let the bitch run free.
Just don’t give a shit anymore.
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uh-oh-janellio said:
Haha! Can I call you “hot pants” from now on?
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mollierunsherbunsoff said:
hahahahhaha men like the chase!
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